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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 17:53

So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Pedro Sánchez torpedoes Nato unity on eve of crucial summit - Financial Times
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
2 major cancer breakthroughs just dropped, and doctors are buzzing - Business Insider
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Change Your Gmail Password Now, Google Tells 2 Billion Users - Forbes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
So they tried
What type of crossdresser are you?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Dementia Risk Declining With Each Generation, Says Promising New Study - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Live Science
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.